the amount of what the fuck is happening is palpable
me being kissed by a dolphin and the trainer being a third wheel
are you single.
"No fems. Bodybuilders only" says the white twink with a cheetah print tattoo
Remember when every girl wanted this phone
yoo if you had this phone in 2005 you were the coolest bitch on the block
I didn’t know this was a thing. my dad had this phone.
then your dad was the coolest bitch on the block no exceptions